stupidstagram:

wing ur eyeliner like ur ready to fly away from the haters at any given moment 

(via twerkjabi)

diaryofabaglady:

hoodniggashit:

please explain to me why men still keep nudes of bitches even while they have a girlfriend/wifey

explain what them pics do for yall and why they are so hard to let go

Pleeeeeease answer and let us know !!

(via twerkjabi)

say-it-againn:

I don’t think you understand the value of a heartbeat

until you lay your hand upon the chest

of one of the people you love the most,

who nurtured your own heart,

and feel

that they no longer have one.

-ERG

(via aiyshawaiysha)

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

(via mystupidginger)

tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment 

(Source: hajjme, via canwepretenditsalwaysbeenokay)

dis0riented:

When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.

(Source: thesickestjokes, via mystupidginger)